Top 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web

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    Your opening line is: "So, what`s your homepage address?"
    You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
    You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
    You felt driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
    Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
    You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
    You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn`t Do Anything" again and again and again.
    Your dog has his own webpage.
    So does your hamster.
    When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
  • Confession!!! The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to...
  • Breathalyzer Test! Once a police officer pulls over Banta who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to Banta`s window and says 'Sir, I need you to blow into this...
  • Spelling Error!! Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook...
  • Face To Face!! Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf. 'Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once and...
  • Round Trip! A man walks up to the counter at the airport. 'Can I help you?' asks the agent. 'I want a round trip...
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